Sunday’s Jokes 2024-04-28
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
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- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
- What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Hope these bring a smile to your face!