Sunday’s Jokes 2024-03-24
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms when they’re dating? Because they make up everything!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym. But they never showed up. I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.
My friend set me up on a blind date, and I was pleasantly surprised. It turns out she actually had a great sense of humor… once she realized she was on a date with me.
I told my date I had a job in a bowling alley. She said, “That’s cool, I love guys with ambition.” But when I mentioned it was pinsetter, she suddenly lost interest.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
My girlfriend told me she was seeing someone else. I said, “I hope you’re not driving, because that would be dangerous!”
I’ve been dating for a while now, but I still haven’t found someone who’s willing to split the last piece of pizza with me. That’s the true test of compatibility.
I once went on a date with a mathematician. I thought it was going great until she asked me to solve for “X”. I still don’t know why my answer of “Y” wasn’t acceptable.
Dating is like playing charades. It’s fun until you realize the other person is terrible at guessing what you’re trying to say.
Hope these bring a smile to your face!