Sunday’s Jokes 2024-02-25
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
Why don’t cruise ships like to fight? …Because they’re afraid of getting decked!
What did the ocean say to the cruise ship? …Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the cruise ship go to therapy? …It had too many emotional anchors!
Why don’t cruise ships ever play hide and seek? …Because they always get found in the “sea”rch!
Why don’t cruise ships ever get lost? …Because they always follow their captain’s “sea” directions!
What did the cruise ship say to the buffet table? …”You’re my greatest temptation!”
Why was the cruise ship so good at telling jokes? …Because it had a great sense of “humor”!
Why was the cruise ship so popular at parties? …Because it knew how to “rock” the boat!
Why did the cruise ship break up with its sweetheart? …Because it found someone who really “floated” its boat!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite kind of music? …Anything with a good “sea” shanty beat!