Sunday’s Jokes 2024-02-18
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
Why did the passport go to therapy? It had too many identity issues!
Why don’t skeletons like to travel? They don’t have the guts for it!
What’s a globe’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat!
Why don’t aliens ever visit our planet? They read the reviews, Earth only has one star!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why did the airplane get sent to its room? It had a bad altitude!
Why did the tourist bring a ladder to the Statue of Liberty? Because he heard it was a high point in his trip!
Why did the computer go to Europe? It wanted to go sight-seeing on the net!
What’s a traveler’s favorite kind of pants? Jet leggings!
Why was the math book sad when it traveled to Rome? It realized all roads lead to Roam!
Why did the grape stop in Spain during its world tour? It heard it was a grape place to visit!
What did the shy pebble wish for while traveling? More stones to break the ice!
Why did the map blush? It saw the compass pointing in its direction!
What do you call a pig that does karate in Japan? A pork chop!
Why don’t ghosts like to travel? They can’t get past security – they don’t have “boo” passes!
We hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!