Sunday’s Jokes 2024-02-11
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did one hat say to the other? “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!