Sunday’s Jokes 2023-11-26
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team. Please note that Sunday’s jokes is no longer archived and is updated every week.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why don’t scientists trust statistics?
Because you can make them say whatever you want, 68% of the time.
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
But I couldn’t make enough bread.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!