Sunday’s Jokes 2023-04-23
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team. Please note that Sunday’s jokes is no longer archived and is updated every week.
Why did the cookie go to therapy? Because it was feeling crummy about being the black sheep of the family.
What do you call a family of cows who play musical instruments? A moo-sical family!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It wanted to be part of a big happy family.
Why did the dad cross the road? To get away from his kids’ terrible jokes.
Why did the family of chickens go on a vacation? To escape the coop!
What do you call a family of ducks who love to dance? A quack-a-lackin’ family!
Why did the family of bees get a nanny? They needed someone to watch their honey.
Why did the family of elephants go on a road trip? They wanted to make some trunk calls.
Why did the family of giraffes go to space? They wanted to see if the grass is greener on the other planet.
Why did the family of fish go to a music concert? They wanted to hear some bass.
Why did the family of owls go to a baseball game? To watch the fly balls!
What did the family of rabbits do when they ran out of carrots? They hopped to the grocery store.
Why did the family of turtles decide to move to a new house? They wanted a change of shell.
Why did the family of monkeys hire a personal trainer? They wanted to be more gorilla-tized.
What do you call a family of potatoes who like to party? A mash-up family!