Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team
I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new
sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it
and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday,
and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was
returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies.
Marshaling all his inner resources, he managed an air of sobriety and
dignity before the suspicious eye and wagging tongue of his wife.
Suddenly, as he was undressing, she punctuated her harangue with a
sharp, gasping intake of air. "Jimmy," she asked through titely
clenched teeth, "Just where are your underwear ?"
Bleakly, Jimmy perceived through the fog in his mind, that his boxer
shorts were indeed missing. Just then, inspiration stuck. "My God !"
he cried with aggrieved dismay. "I've been robbed !"
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they
offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a
business trip. Seeking some valuable testimonials, the PR unit of the
airline sent out letters to the wives who took advantage of the offer.
I understand both written and telephoned responses are still flooding
their offices asking, "What trip ?"
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best
friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My
God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his
wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me
when you have an orgasm ?"
She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !"
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line
dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and
he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.
Source: Jokes2Go