Sunday’s Jokes 2024-06-02
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
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Why did the cruise ship go to therapy? It had too many issues with its emotional baggage!
What do you call a nervous sailor on a cruise ship? A little “anchored”!
Why don’t cruise ships ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re the size of a small city!
Why was the cruise ship such a good musician? Because it had a great “harmony” of waves!
Why don’t cruise ships ever get lost? Because they always find their way by following the “seas”!
What do you call a cruise ship that’s all out of shape? A little “boaty”!
Why did the cruise ship refuse to talk to anyone? It had a bad case of “porthole-itis”!
How does a cruise ship communicate with other ships? Through “navel” intelligence!
Why did the cruise ship bring a ladder on board? In case it wanted to climb the “sails”!
Why did the cruise ship join the gym? It wanted to work on its “port”ly figure!
Why don’t cruise ships ever get into arguments? Because they always “sea” things from both sides!
What’s a cruise ship’s favorite type of music? Anything with “sea” shanties!
Why did the cruise ship wear sunscreen? It didn’t want to get “ship-faced” from too much sun!
Why did the pirate refuse to board the cruise ship? He heard they were strict about “plunder control”!
Why did the cruise ship get a job as a stand-up comedian? Because it knew how to “deck” out some laughs!