Sunday’s Jokes 2024-05-12
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
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Parallel Parking: My life is like trying to parallel park. There’s plenty of space, but I still miss the spot.
Late Bloomer: I finally realized I’m a late bloomer. I didn’t start procrastinating until my mid-20s.
Online Privacy: These days, people are concerned about their online privacy as if their lives are interesting enough to be spied on.
Diet Cycle: I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. And then I see more food…
Bank Account: My bank account is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.
Life’s Instructions: Life didn’t come with a manual. It came with a mother who thinks she’s an expert.
Google Search: I googled “how to start a fire” and got 48,500 matches.
Gym Membership: I have a gym membership, but I’ve misplaced it. Just like my motivation to go.
Memory Lane: I went down memory lane and got lost. Turns out, not all memories have GPS.
Morning Person: I am not a morning person or a night person. I am a “whenever my coffee kicks in” person.
Lost Socks: I think my dryer is a magic portal. Socks go in, but only loneliness comes out.
Reality TV: My life feels like a reality TV show that wouldn’t get renewed for a second season.
House Cleaning: My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.
Sleep Schedule: My bedtime is sort of like a suggestion. The real decision-maker is my smartphone.
Meeting My Goals: I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
We hope these jokes add a little laughter to your day!