Sunday’s Jokes 2024-03-17
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
Why did the tomato turn red at the restaurant? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms when they go to restaurants? Because they make up everything on the menu!
What do you call a fake noodle at a restaurant? An impasta!
Why did the restaurant hire a chicken to work in the kitchen? Because it was an egg-cellent chef!
Why did the restaurant bring a broom to the meal? Because it wanted to sweep you off your feet with its service!
Why don’t chefs ever play hide and seek in the restaurant? Because good food is always easy to find!
Why did the tomato refuse to go out to eat? It couldn’t ketchup with the restaurant’s high prices!
Why did the steak go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a good “meating” place!
Why did the hamburger go to the fancy restaurant? Because it wanted to “ketchup” on its social grilling!
Why did the French fry go to the doctor? Because it had too much salt and needed some seasoning advice!