Sunday’s Jokes 2024-03-02
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team.
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Why don’t athletes ever get lost?
Because wherever they go, there’s always a track!
Why was the athlete so good at math?
Because he knew how to tackle any problem!
How does an athlete keep their pants up?
With a belt and suspenders… just to be on the safe side!
Why did the athlete bring string to the game?
So they could tie the score!
Why was the athlete always calm during the game?
Because they knew how to keep their cool!
Why don’t athletes ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you’re always running!
Why was the athlete always the teacher’s favorite?
Because they were always at the top of their class… standings!
Why did the athlete bring a ladder to the game?
Because they heard the competition was going to be over their head!
How do athletes stay cool during the game?
They have plenty of fans!
Why did the athlete sit on the sideline during the game?
Because they heard that’s where all the bench-pressing happens!