Sunday’s Jokes 2023-08-20
Some say laughter is the best medicine, so, on Sundays, we post some jokes to hopefully brighten your day. – Editorial Team. Please note that Sunday’s jokes is no longer archived and is updated every week.
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Alaska
Why don’t Alaskans tell secrets on the ice? Because they know the snow-mance won’t hold up!
Why did the moose apply for a job in Alaska? It heard the opportunities were “elk-tra” good up there!
How do Alaskan dogs greet each other? “Cold nose to meet you!”
Why do Alaskans make terrible baseball players? They’re used to a different kind of “pitch” – the icy kind!
Did you hear about the bear who moved to Alaska? It wanted a “paws-itive” change of scenery!
Why did the Alaskan iceberg blush? It saw the seal’s “slick” dance moves!
How do Alaskans stay warm in the winter? They “bear hug” each other for extra insulation!
Why don’t Alaskans ever play hide and seek in the snow? Because it’s too hard to find each other when everyone’s “snowed” in!
What’s an Alaskan’s favorite type of pizza? Anything with “brrr-gers” and “cold-cuts”!
Why do Alaskans use computers with mittens on? Because they want to avoid getting “frost-byte”!
What do Alaskans do when they can’t decide where to go for vacation? They flip a “snow” globe!
How do Alaskans always have fresh coffee? They just brew it in their backyard – it’s called “icicle coffee”!
Why did the Alaskan bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were “on the rocks”!
How do Alaskans organize their bookshelves? In “al-phe-brrr-tical” order, of course!
Why don’t Alaskans ever use elevators? They prefer to take the “ice-solated” route to the top!
Remember, these jokes are all in good fun and meant to bring a smile to your face. Enjoy sharing them with friends or anyone who appreciates a bit of Alaskan humor!